Friday, May 27, 2005

Episode VI - The Return of the Champ


Jedi York has returned to his home blog of White Poet Warlord in an attempt to rescue his friend Josh Duncan from the clutches of the vile Darth Lord Dopey-Wan Kenobi.

Little does York know that the GALATIC BLOGOSPHERE has secretly begun construction on a new armored blog system even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Blog.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the Blogosphere....

In a dramatic and inspirational turn-about, Jedi York was able to thwart the efforts of the Darth Lord Dopey-Wan Kenobi and rescue his long lost friend, Josh Duncan. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dopey's Uncle Ben, had once explained how Dopey had murdered Josh, from a certain point of view. Now, strong in the blogo-force, Jedi York was able to turn the once good Jedi Duncan from the darkside and re-transform Duncan from evil back to good.

The benevolence of Jedi York was evident, when having outsmarted Darth Lord Dopey-Wan Kenobi in a mismatch of posting skills, weakened Dopey-Wan's defenses and appealed to his inner good. In a touching moment, Jedi York tried to remove Dopey-Wan's mask (oops - he really is that gobblin-esque) and restore the good in Duncan, but had to settle for bludgeoning him with a bag of oranges until Dopey realized he should go back to being Duncan, if only for his own safety.

May the force be with you - ALWAYS.

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