Friday, May 27, 2005

Episode III - Revenge of the Chump


War! The Blogosphere is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord Dopey-Wan Kenobi. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish post leader, General I-Have-A-Grievance, in concert with Dopey-Wan Kenobi, has swept into the Blogosphere capital and hijacked control of the Blogosphere.

As the Separatist Bloggers try to besiege the Blogosphere, one Jedi Blogger leads a desperate mission to rescue the Blogosphere from the clutches of Dopey-Wan Kenobi....

Dopey-Wan is still assigning malice to innocent intentions and actions. The unmitigated hubris that Dopey-Wan detects is simply the reflection of himself in his oversized mirror. His narcissism will be his demise.

I, too, have been caught off guard - but no longer - the Blogging Jedi are on high alert and armed to destroy the evil Sith Lord Dopey-Wan Kenobi.

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