Episode I - The Phantom Dope
THE PHANTOM DOPE
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Blogosphere. The post frequency and content of outlying blogosphere systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly insults and embarrassment, the arrogant Content Federation has stopped all posting to the small system of Logician.
While the Congress of the Galactic Blogosphere endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, including Dopey-Wan Kenobi, the guardians of peace and justice in the Blogosphere, to settle the posting conflict....
Having taken an innocent jab at DOPEY-WAN KENOBI, Master Dopey has now turned to the dark-side with his posting-saber and has sullied my character and reputation without cause. The Blogosphere Congress will not be pleased with his anger and jealousy.
Me thinks Master Dopey-Wan may be a Sith himself - always remember, to know what your enemy is up to, be mindful of what your enemey accuses you of.
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